Random Shower Thoughts

1. USB sounds like a plan if USA fails.

2. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the earth briefly becomes a sandwich

3. The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it is spelled incorrectly.

4. "Go to bed, you will feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

5. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

6. Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.

7. When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

8. In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

9. |Your right hand never touched your right elbow.

10. We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.